Scary Dogs Staring At Me Dear Uncle Bearsac I live on the windowsill of my owner’s bedroom, overlooking next door’s yard. There are large, scary dogs staring at me through the window. They have just moved next door, and they live in the yard. The dogs bark at me with slime falling from their huge […]
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Scary Cat in the Garden Dear Uncle Bearsac I’m scared by the grotty moggy next door. This scary cat in the garden sits by my window and stares at me, where I sit on the windowsill. Any ideas for how I can scare the pesky cat away? Window Sill Teddy Bearsac’s reply to problem 7
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Dear Uncle Bearsac Please help me. My owner wants to sell me. He has acquired the knowledge I’m worth money. I thought he loved me, but it seems he only sees me through his pound-sign-eyes these days. There I was sitting on his lap in front of the telly, all comfy like, watching one of
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Dear Uncle Bearsac I’m in despair. My owner denies I speak. I know he can hear me as his ears prick up, and he turns up the telly. A friend of his mentioned that she heard me speak, but he just told her she must be imagining it, and insisted that teddy bears don’t speak.
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I am dressed in doll dresses by my owner. They are frilly. She even calls them “frocks”. I am then paraded, in my new attire, to the rest of her teddies and her best friends’ hoard of gossiping bears. Pink silk with periwinkles and white lace is not my glass of jelly baby tea, thank
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Dear Uncle Bearsac Help, I’m going bald! What can I do? I was blessed with beautiful, long golden mohair, the envy of many a teddy. But I have noticed, for some time now, that it is thinning. I have tried denial; it worked for a while, but last week, my owner had me valued by
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