Scary Cat in the Garden
Dear Uncle Bearsac
I’m scared by the grotty moggy next door. This scary cat in the garden sits by my window and stares at me, where I sit on the windowsill. Any ideas for how I can scare the pesky cat away?
Window Sill Teddy
Bearsac’s reply to problem 7
I’m sorry to hear of your fear. I saw a video on YouTube, and it gave me an idea for a solution. Try propping a cucumber against the window. Cats are scared of cucumbers. The reaction from the cat will make you laugh, and the chemicals released to your body from laughing will relax you, so you will be less scared, even if the dreaded cat doesn’t move off once it has got over the initial shock.
If you doubt that cats fear cucumbers, see this video. Take you away from this site.